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Hey Jude
Song in my head this morning.
I approve brain.
I approve.
And my view during the morning drive...
You want to play the game, you'd better know the rules, love.
I found myself watching the 80s movie Deadpool with Clint
Eastwood. I also found myself making a list of reasons you should
watch this movie.
Is that sarcasm?
Yes.
Yes it is.
17 reasons to watch Deadpool...GO.
1. The Music2. A list making serial killer who puts the words R.I.P.
next to his victims names after he kills them, efficient.
3. No one wears gloves when investigating the crime scene(s)
4. The killer only wears gloves when detonating a bomb...
from his car.
5. The MUSIC.
6. Old men in tennis shorts. No.
6. Liam Neeson's ponytail..and acting.
7. Hit men with semi automatics can't aim.
8. Jim Carrey (as a drug addict rock star)sings Welcome to the Jungle.
8. Guns n Roses at the funeral.
9. THE MUSIC.
10. The killer drives his own car and controls the
remote control RC bomb car during a high speed chase.
11. The suspension on Oldsmobile's is amazing.
12. Longest high speed chase of a remote control
RC bomb car and a cop car... ever.
13. The acting of everyone but Clint Eastwood.
14. Seriously....???? NO GLOVES!!!!!!????
15. Sigh..Dexter needs to take this killer out.
16. The police response to all things Harry Callahan.
17. The end credits music.
OMG! Why are we having THAT for dinner?
*start valley girl voice here -->You are like going to cook for me like a short order cook
and I like dont have to lift a finger? You will even like do the dishes afterwards and I
can like go lay on the couch and not do anything? And if I dont like what you make,
you will still like make something tomorrow and I will still not like help with dishes
or cleaning up afterwards? My life is so like hard. I'm going on Tumblr to blog
about cats and LOLZ. <--end
Randomness
Random thoughts..
*Why do Realtor's put their pictures on notepads?
*And why do the photos look like they are from the 80's?
*Why do the school janitors look like they just got out of prison?
*Suburban house moms conversations while they are waiting to pick up their kids.. WTF..Seriously?
*Who thought Russel Brand and Katy Perry were gonna grow old together, really?
*99% of Walmart customers need to learn how to walk with their cart in an aisle without blocking the whole EFFING aisle!!
I think they look alike.
The end.
I had a dream...
Hello ABBA and the song that I NEVER listen to. Welcome to my head.
Its spacious, although cynical at times. I'm sarcastic
about 99% of the time and will probably talk to you about
your appearance in my head for the next day or so until you leave.
Enjoy.