*start valley girl voice here -->You are like going to cook for me like a short order cook
and I like dont have to lift a finger? You will even like do the dishes afterwards and I
can like go lay on the couch and not do anything? And if I dont like what you make,
you will still like make something tomorrow and I will still not like help with dishes
or cleaning up afterwards? My life is so like hard. I'm going on Tumblr to blog
about cats and LOLZ. <--end
