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Finally! A Geico commercial that IS funny.
It's the little things in life.
Ew, Seriously? That is so gross.
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I was visiting my mom out of town this weekend and
while watching her 4 channel TV..yes 4 channels,
I saw this! 
errr.... Rather,HEARD this!!
I don't think I have ever in my life welcomed
the idea that a Guitar Center commercial was on
TV...
until this.
I always prided myself on being an outsider... but now... I feel the need to connect with someone.
Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2011/08/DEXTER-MOSAIC-LARGE-1313048442.jpg
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite actors...(and serial killers).
Whatcha lookin for hun?
57 channels (and nothin' on)
Oh Saturday night cable movie choices.
You amuse me.
Cynics are made, not born.
I should probably stop paying such close attention to kids shows..
Maybe?
You have a morbid sense of fun.
I just realized my T.V. viewing has one looming theme.
No sitcoms. No crazy scripted show about life.
I'm not watching Modern Family, Desperate Housewives or Parenthood.
No.
Someone has to get cut from the show or I don't watch.
Top Chef (Masters, Desserts, etc) "Pack your knives and go"
Project (Runway, Accessories) "You're Out"
Dexter -Pick any kill room scene.
I'm kinda sadistic. Thanks reality tv.
(Hey I need someone to blame).
Don't Think About Boobs...or look at them.
The whole segment of this was soo funny. This is just a snidbit.
I love when women wear stuff that is super revealing and then
its the guys fault for noticing or looking.
I'm watching Project Runway.
When did every show become the length of a movie? I love this show but good god!
Its like an investment of time to watch.
Why do I stay awake for this whole show and not the shorter shows like Top Chef?!
WHY!??
Dreams are free...and weird
and this guy.
What is going on? Its a clothing ad but..
It's Saturday morning and that means morning TV and awesome Nick boy band commercials.
Quote of the day:
"If I ruled the world every house would have a dj and a backyard party. "-Big Time Rush
Yeah. Uuuh!
(someone shoot me)
Results? ZZZZzzzz....
So what is this picture you ask? Well, my friend, this is the image I awake to after passing out midway during any
Bravo Top Chef Dessert Masters Reunion there is. Always. I am awake from the start of the show until the commercials
right when the judges table deliberates. Then..zzzzzzzz. Commercial narcolepsy sets in and I awake to this stupid elf
doing its happy dance on my TV screen. Totally missing the end result of the show. Who won, who lost, who freaked out
a judges table.
Sigh..
I’m old.
I have standards
Link: http://amyjoydonuts.tumblr.com/post/7272826232
Mike Donovan: [about killing the boys] I couldn't help myself.
I couldn't. Please, you have to understand.
Dexter Morgan: Trust me, I definitely understand.
See, I can't help myself either. But children -
I could never do that. Not like you. Never, ever kids.
Mike Donovan: Why?
Dexter Morgan: I have standards.
Renewed, recharged, refocused with nothing to stop Dexter from being Dexter
It feels like an eternity waiting for the new season...
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
Harold Camping
Its a funny thing about people who try to predict the future...they are often wrong. I didn't even know the "rapture" was happening until a week ago. All this time I thought it was happening in 2012. Where have I been? Under a rock apparently. This Harold Camping guy spent $140,000 for billboards and ads all over to basically scare people and bring attention to his ministry (if you can call it that). Bringing about fear in the gullible and a sense of WTF among the rest of us. What if he had spent that money on a truly noble cause instead of fear? What if?
When I was younger and was introduced to the "end times" I remember being shown a video at church called 'A Thief in the Night'. This video scared me for years. It's about the end times and how one day people will just be missing...but not all people. Somehow God leaves a few Christians behind just so they can really have their faith tested. What a pleasant surprise for those left behind. I remember seeing this movie and for weeks I would be afraid my mom would be missing and I would be left all alone. The movie shows scenes of people going about their normal day and then bam..the lawn mower is going by itself, a blender is going unattended..an electric razor just buzzing with no one there.I was convinced this would happen any day. I would be left to fend for myself and either take the number of the beast on my body or not eat. And then finally if I really loved Jesus, I would be beheaded. Sweet dreams for pre-tween I must say.
Thanks church.
(btw..I relate to the girl in the video asking her mom if she will be there when she gets back...)
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I've Got So Much Stuff In My Mouth...
So there is a problem. It's happening on the Food Network. Now I love the Food Network. I love cooking, eating, and trying out new recipes. But there is one show. One show that will bring about disappointment when I see it on the TV listing. Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. The show concept is actually great. See little nitch eateries and crazy food must haves. So what's the problem? The host Guy Fieri. Is it his sunglasses on the back of his neck look? No, but this does induce sarcastic commentary. Is it his use of the word "Rockin" or other "hip" phrases intermittently throughout the show? No, but I do feel my inner-self rolling its eyes
. Is it the way he comments about the juice of a burger or messy food dripping down his hand next to what he calls his "bling"? No,but again inner-self eye roll.
It's this....
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